Travel to a Foreign Bathroom
“Have you checked the CDC website?” my wife asks me. I’m sitting at the dining room table, bent over my laptop, reading all the latest travel advisories for our destination. “Not yet,” I say. “I’m checking the State Department to … Continued
Potty-Trained
My daughter Colleen is pushing five now, just another month. As another year of her life, and mine, ticks by, I think back to a year ago around this time when she used the toilet for the first time. She … Continued
Drum Circles – Part 4
Continued from Drum Circles – Part 3. In this last and final installment, our hero attempts to save mankind from the drum pods… When I open the door, a breath of summer air washes over me, hot and humid. I … Continued
Drum Circles – Part 3
Continued from Drum Circles – Part 2. In our last episode, Drum Day, the day of the dreaded drum circle, had arrived, and our hero and his fairer self had decided to attend… The party starts at seven. Lana and … Continued
Drum Circles – Part 2
Continued from Drum Circles – Part 1. When last we left our intrepid hero, he had fainted at the thought of a neighbor’s drum circle. We rejoin his Sisyphean struggle moments later… I open my eyes. My wife stands over … Continued