Holiday Performance Seat Savers
I rush up the steps to the school’s main doors. Fifteen minutes early for a change, my intention is to grab two seats, one for me and one for my wife who is parking the car. Dodging dawdling couples, I … Continued
Having a Very Barbie Christmas
Santa Claus has come and gone – depressing, isn’t it? He treated my daughter well: games, toys, clothes, books, you name it. I love to see her happy. I’d like to play some of the games she received with her, … Continued
Frosty Come Lately: the Bottom of the Christmas Pile
I hate Frosty. Yup, that’s right, I said it. Frosty the Snowman. The guy in the top hat. The jolly happy soul with the corn cob pipe, the button nose, and two eyes made out of coal. I never liked … Continued
Jolly Christmas and Merry New Year!
Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas and- No. Stop right there. I’m not going to do it. No more. No more “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.” It’s time for a change. Jolly Christmas and Merry New Year! Jolly Christmas Why … Continued
Moving on from Thanksgiving
I love Thanksgiving: family get-togethers, sliced turkey, fresh cranberry sauce, the Macy’s Parade, pumpkin pie, and wine, lots of wine. It’s one of my favorite holidays. I like to milk it. Start early and end late. My daughter? Not so … Continued